Let’s Quickly Play Golf 01: Worst Golfer Ever

by David Jenyns on September 9, 2011

As I start quite possibly the worst playing of this game that has ever been spawned, I answer a few questions commonly asked of me. Also, 2000 videos. Why can’t I pick a better game to celebrate this?

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spanky1113 September 9, 2011 at 8:17 am

Yeah, definitely thought you said it was time for a “sandwich”, not “sand wedge”.

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rawk4God1995 September 9, 2011 at 8:22 am

@BlitzAce1981 “Wesker!?”

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Vampirosaurusrex September 9, 2011 at 9:22 am

Is Action 52 worse than this?

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petergilmartin82 September 9, 2011 at 9:37 am

Break out the Jill Sand Wedge…
I’m sorry Kiko, could not help it

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wasindi September 9, 2011 at 10:30 am

it’s like Pangya, but the graphics suck.

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Kettenfahrzeugfahrer September 9, 2011 at 10:36 am

Kikoskia, you say you make these videos for your own purpose – does that apply to your “Action 52” videos, for instance?

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AzureOctive September 9, 2011 at 11:25 am

almost died laughing, “There is only the gold course!!!”

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blade2007uk September 9, 2011 at 12:06 pm

ok rubihs in a good way

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Brentendo11 September 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm

@Morgius87 It’s a nintendo game. It’s to be expected

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vagentzero September 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

@Sorrigan Beat me to it.

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NACOSFOREVER September 9, 2011 at 1:52 pm

OMg I used to play this game a long time ago!

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Icychocobo September 9, 2011 at 2:14 pm

@BlitzAce1981 You sir, are a god.

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RedneckYachtClubber September 9, 2011 at 3:02 pm

@BlitzAce1981 *listens to The Who playing through the sky* WTF?

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Fuckyoubloodymoron September 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm

@BlitzAce1981
Heh, I actually always thought this club was called Sandwich. Weird name, but I thought “it’s Golf, so whatever”.

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LordComett September 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Only Kiko can pick something this speical for his 2000th video…cheers to you kiko and grats on your 2000th from your buddy and fellow LPer LordComet πŸ™‚

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Morgius87 September 9, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Is it juts me or does the golfer look like mario?

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Nachtglanz20 September 9, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Congratulations to 2000 Videos that knew to entertain me well πŸ™‚

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Sorrigan September 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm

@BlitzAce1981 YYYYEEEEEEEAAaaaaAAAAHHHH!

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CroProGamer September 9, 2011 at 5:23 pm

2000 videos, that is impressive. Congrats! πŸ˜€

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jakeob08 September 9, 2011 at 6:04 pm

@BlitzAce1981 XD… no ?_?

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Ixthraxus September 9, 2011 at 6:18 pm

@BlitzAce1981 *facepalm*

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Zaodai September 9, 2011 at 6:52 pm

Grats on your 2,000th video, Kiko! It was what, two years ago I featured you on my “New Let’s Players You Should Watch” video.

I used to play this game a surprising amount as a kid. It really is a pretty bad game, but we all played crappy games as kids. Now if you want a decent Golf game to LP, give Neo Turf Masters a go. Easily emulatable and fun. Also, quick to play. (And less crap than this one by a wide margin.)

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iniudan September 9, 2011 at 7:16 pm

I really need to dig some bunker around my house maybe I will catch Kikoskia someday. =p

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Rellana1 September 9, 2011 at 7:58 pm

I think kikoskia has the skill to always land the ball in a bunker of some kind,or in the infinite blackness that surrounds this gold course.

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Thanos6 September 9, 2011 at 8:24 pm

I remember this game. This was one of three games my dad would play with me (the others being Super Mario Bros. and Jeopardy!). Even when he wasn’t actively playing, he’d happily let me consult him on what club I should use. Congrats on the 2000.

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eaglemike1515 September 9, 2011 at 9:13 pm

vick has a pretty good swing lol

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moneyovaherre September 9, 2011 at 9:41 pm

was this from this NFL season

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7ExaltingroguE September 9, 2011 at 10:14 pm

Lolol this was pretty funny. I guess this is what they do in the locker room in their free times haha. Vick is back baby.

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turtle5181 September 9, 2011 at 11:02 pm

gimme 50 feet !!

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themammoth731 September 9, 2011 at 11:25 pm

This was the funniest shit I’ve seen in weeks.

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abram9292 September 9, 2011 at 11:32 pm

I like how the horn scared the CRAP out of VIck haha

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JulzNorth September 9, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Is it just me or is it a requirement to yell ‘I hate golf!’ and threaten to throw the club? Every golfer i know seems to do it! lol

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